It's that time of year again--that blessed time in which this silly little blog springs fully formed from my head and emerges into your life, ready to poke at things with spears (or maybe to write better Athena metaphors) (does my metaphor cast me as Zeus?) (this was a terrible opening gambit). Sure, the Oscars are a profoundly silly exercise, made even more so by the year-long predicting culture that surrounds them in the glitzier corners of the internet, but hey--this is my kind of silliness, and I've been doing it for too many years now. So, as Hugh Jackman and his cadre of camera-ready circus misfits would giddily shriek, this is me--a sentence in which 'me' means 'an incurable compulsion which I'm going to foist on you, so buckle up."
Longtime readers (who do exist--shout-out to my ever-diminishing but apparently still present Eastern bloc fans) might notice that I'm sticking with last year's streamlined format. For 10 years, Oscar predictions were a week-long, five-post production number, but last year, I decided to squeeze everything into one lightning round dashed out in a desperate frenzy on a train to Würzburg. While I can't reconstruct the heady adventure of typing with a train-enforced time limit, I *can* try and preserve the bit of brevity I recaptured last year. So that's the plan today--throw everything in your lap with one big, defiant, dump (seriously I need to put more thought into my metaphors).
This year presents something of a conundrum for Oscar prognosticators, in that it's no longer quite clear who the Academy is. Since the #Oscarsowhite controversery, Academy leadership has worked hard to create a voting body whose cultural and age diversity more accurately reflects the country at large, and this year, the results are making themselves evident--of the roughly 7.000 members, at least 1.000 have been added in the past two years, most of whom embody the Academy's attempt to invite a fresher, more adventurous set of voices to the table. The result? The phrase 'Oscar bait' (i.e. the kind of movie that seems made to garner awards attention) no longer means what it wants to mean; films that would have been safe bets even five years ago are gasping for air, and films that five years ago would never come within spitting distance of the Dolby theater are fighting for the prize. (Seriously, let's take a minute to acknowledge that the four most muscular awards threats this year were directed by Guillermo del Toro, Martin McDonagh, Greta Gerwig, and Jordan Peele--brave new world, this.)
So long story short--this year isn't just about predicting the nominations. It's about trying to predict who the Academy is, who they want to be, and how that's going to reflect in their annual shower of little gold men. It's about the future, dammit.
Now that I've kicked brevity's teeth in, let's hop in to predictions!
(note: all predictions are presented in order of likelihood.)
Best Picture
Three Billboard Outside Ebbing, Missouri
The Shape of Water
Get Out
Lady Bird
Dunkirk
Call Me By Your Name
I, Tonya
The Post
The Florida Project
Alternate: The Big Sick
Here's the world as I see it: the top five (Billboards to Dunkirk) are more or less unshakable, and the final five (Post to Sick) are all close enough that none of their omissions would surprise me. As such, I'm banking on nine nominees again--it's the most common number, and this year's support is diffuse enough that we can expect a high number (note: the method to determine the number of nominees is a little too cumbersome to detail now (ask if you're really interested), but it has a lot to do with which films have lots of passionate supporters). I'm especially not confident that Florida gets in, but I'm not any more confident in its competitors, so here we are. If a surprise happens, expect it to come from Mudbound or Phantom Thread. If you *really* want something crazy, predict Darkest Hour or Wonder Woman, but don't bet the farm on it.
Director
Guillermo Del Toro-The Shape of Water
Christopher Nolan-Dunkirk
Martin McDonagh-Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri
Jordan Peele-Get Out
Greta Gerwig-Lady Bird
Alternate: Sean Baker-The Florida Project
The top four slots seem golden, and there is literally no one who seems to make sense for the fifth, so I'm defaulting to Gerwig (note: when I say defaulting, I mean as far as predicting go; if we're talking merit I'd have her win this group in a walk). Sure, maybe the Academy has started to internalize the implications of #metoo and will go for Gerwig, but Lady Bird is a) very 'feminine,' and the directors tend to spring for brutality, b) Lady Bird is quiet, and 'quiet' directors often get pushed to the side in favor of flashy, and c) are they really going to nominate two debut films from actors-turned-directors (the other being Peele/Get Out)?
All that being said, who takes her spot? It's tempting to guess that they go with a wonkier, artsy choice--Baker/Florida or Luca Guadagnino/Call Me By Your Name--but Florida is struggling just to stay afloat and I'm having trouble imagining that the Academy will embrace a queer film two years in a row. So what else? Steven Spielberg and The Post? It would be easy--the name makes it easy--but The Post has landed with a thud on the precursor awards circuit, and I've no idea what to make of its chances now. And that leaves us with more, even more far-fetched left-field possibilities like Dee Rees for Mudbound, Paul Thomas Anderson for Phantom Thread, or even something crazy like Villeneuve/Blade Runner or Jenkins/Wonder Woman. Really, I've no idea. This is a tough one--which is why I circle back to Gerwig. She makes the most sense in all the chaos.
Actress
Frances McDormand-Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Sally Hawkins-The Shape of Water
Margot Robbie-I, Tonya
Saoirse Ronan-Lady Bird
Meryl Streep-The Post
alternate: Michelle Williams-All the Money in the World
This quintet calcified months ago, and I don't seen anything rallying enough last minute support to change that. Judi Dench/Victoria and Abdul and Jessica Chastain/Molly's Game have their own pockets of support, but not enough to break into the big game. I'm a little tempted to put Williams in there, but who bets against Meryl Streep on Oscar nominations morning?
Actor
Gary Oldman-Darkest Hour
Daniel Day-Lewis-Phantom Thread
Timotheé Chalamet-Call Me By Your Name
James Franco-The Disaster Artist
Daniel Kaluuya-Get Out
Alternate: Denzel Washington-Roman J. Israel, Esquire
They can't go for Chalamet, Franco, and Kaluuya all at the same time, right? What a wacky, young category that would be. And yet it's the one that makes sense to me, so I'm sticking with it. Two asides: one, if Chalamet does get nominated, he'll be the youngest since Mickey Rooney's 1939 Babes in Arms nomination (and the third youngest of all time), and two, I hate that Gary Oldman's performance (which I read somewhere described as a 'talking dirigible,' which is perfect) is probably going to win in such a fresh and interesting crowd as this.
Supporting Actress
Laurie Metcalf-Lady Bird
Allison Janney-I, Tonya
Holly Hunter-The Big Sick
Mary J. Blige-Mudbound
Tiffany Haddisch-Girls Trip
Alternate: Octavia Spencer-The Shape of Water
Hey, know what's not going to happen? That Haddisch nomination. But I agonized who to put in that final spot, checked my mail to put off choosing, and found a Netflix copy of Girls Trip in my mailbox, so it must be fate. Spencer really is the smart guess, but I'm guessing (or hoping, I suppose), that Water isn't quite as strong as anticipated (though still strong enough for going on with). Look for Hong Chau/Downsizing or Lesley Manville/Phantom Thread to shake things up.
Supporting Actor
Sam Rockwell-Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Willem Dafoe-The Florida Project
Richard Jenkins-The Shape of Water
Woody Harrelson-Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Christopher Plummer-All the Money in the World
Alternate: Armie Hammer-Call Me By Your Name
I *hate* not having a Call Me... boy in there but them's the breaks--Hammer's playing a golden gay object of desire (aka the kind of role that doesn't necessarily get awards) and Michael Stuhlbarg may be a little too quiet to pop (again, stupid, but hey). Which leaves Plummer as the last viable candidate standing, and one that sends a message. There's a chance that the Academy springs another one of its out-of-nowhere 'hey, didn't we see Michael Shannon this year? He's nice' nominations for Michael Shannon/The Shape of Water, but good lord I hope not.
(Fun sidebar: there's a slim chance that The Shape of Water becomes the most Oscar-nominated film of all time on Tuesday morning, and if that happens, it happens here with the Shannon nomination. Water's got 15 places where it could score, which is enough to push it over the record held by All About Eve, Titanic, and La La Land. I haven't seen anyone predicting that it gets 15, but plenty of people are going for a record-tying fourteen. I'm less convinced, but it could certainly happen.)
Original Screenplay
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Get Out
Lady Bird
The Shape of Water
I, Tonya
Alternate: The Big Sick
What a crazy, writhing nightmare of a category. Due to the capricious nature of the movie gods, all but one of my predicted nominees for best picture finds itself in this screenplay category--as do a number of viable alternates. This results in a category in which a good 12 valid competitors are mud-wrestling for a skimpy five spots, and *anything* (except Missouri, I guess) could fall out. Sick could easily make it in, as could Phantom Thread or The Post, depending on how strong either of those movies come on. Even something like Darkest Hour could make a play--the margins will be razor-thin, which primes this category for wackiness.
Adapted Screenplay
Call Me By Your Name
Mudbound
Molly's Game
The Disaster Artist
Logan
Alternate: Wonder Woman
And here's a different kind of wackiness: what the hell do you predict when there are no best picture contenders in play? There's a whole lurching flotilla possible spoilers: Wonder, All the Money in the World, The Lost City of Z, Victoria and Abdul, Film Stars Don't Die in Liverpool come to mind. I'm probably silly for picking a couple superhero movies (no superhero movie has ever been nominated for its screenplay), but I am, at times, openly, defiantly silly, and you can't stop me.
Production Design
The Shape of Water
Blade Runner 2049
Dunkirk
Darkest Hour
Murder on the Orient Express
Alternate: The Post
I feel confident on the top three, but the others not so much. Beauty and the Beast or Phantom Thread could easily spoil, and movies like Wonder Woman or Three Billboards might capitalize here if they're more loved by the Academy than expected.
Costume Design
Phantom Thread
Beauty and the Beast
The Greatest Showman
Blade Runner 2049
The Beguiled
Alternate: The Shape of Water
I've lost my mind here--it's ludicrous not to predict Water, and it's equally ludicrous to predict Blade Runner and The Beguiled. I'm drunk on my own power! I can pick anything I want! I, Tonya and The Post could easily show here, as could Wonder Woman or Victoria and Abdul.
Visual Effects
Blade Runner 2049
War for the Planet of the Apes
Star Wars: The Last Jedi
The Shape of Water
Okja
Alternate: Dunkirk
Is it misguided to pick Okja over bigger competitors like Dunkirk or Guardians of the Galaxy? Probably, but I've got a hunch. Note: this category has previously been narrowed down to a 10-wide shortlist by the Academy. The other movies that are still in the running are Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, Kong: Skull Island, and Alien: Covenant.
Makeup and Hairstyling
Darkest Hour
I, Tonya
Bright
Alternate: Wonder
Look for Guardians of the Galaxy to jump in here too if the Academy's feeling the Marvel love (which, to be fair, they almost never are). Like Visual Effects, this category's also been previously trimmed down; the other eligible films are Ghost in the Shell and Victoria and Abdul.
Film Editing
Dunkirk
The Shape of Water
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
I, Tonya
Baby Driver
Alternate: Get Out
This category is pretty inextricably tied to best picture, so if you're expecting Lady Bird, Get Out, or something else to make a big play for the big prize, expect to see them pop up here. It might be a bit foolhardy to think the Academy responds to Baby Driver, but I'm hoping that movie's technical prowess is too obvious to pass up.
Cinematography
Blade Runner 2049
Dunkirk
The Shape of Water
Mudbound
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Alternate: Darkest Hour
The first three are set--go ahead and throw some darts for the last two. I'd love to see Call Me By Your Name or The Beguiled here, but don't anticipate it. Fun fact: if Mudbound is nominated, its cinematographer, Rachel Morrison, will become the first woman ever nominated in this category--which is the only category left standing at the Oscars that has never had a female nominee.
Original Score
The Shape of Water
The Post
Dunkirk
Phantom Thread
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Alternate: Darkest Hour
Always dangerous to bet against John Williams, even if he's got two scores in one year (seriously, the man' got 50 nominations--I'm pretty convinced his name already comes pre-printed on the ballots), but I'm betting The Last Jedi underwhelmed enough voters to allow for the rare Williams miss. Blade Runner and Victoria and Abdul could easily score--always tough to tell with this branch.
Sound Mixing
Dunkirk
Blade Runner 2049
The Shape of Water
Baby Driver
Atomic Blonde
Alternate: Star Wars: The Last Jedi
I'm going for a no-guts-no-glory pick here, having Baby Driver and Atomic Blonde over Star Wars, but I have to make my own fun. Both Billboards and Get Out could show up here if the Academy reeeeaaaallly embraces them (and I was tempted to put Billboards here, as I'm expecting something of a Missouri love-in), as could Wonder Woman.
Sound Editing
Dunkirk
Blade Runner 2049
The Shape of Water
Star Wars: The Last Jedi
Wonder Woman
Alternate: Baby Driver
Copy and past the arguments from up above--they rarely yield the same nominees, but the rationale behind both sound categories is pretty similar.
Original Song
"Remember Me"-Coco
"This is Me"-The Greatest Showman
"Mighty River"-Mudbound
"Prayers for this World"-Cries from Syria
"Stand Up for Something"-Marshall
Alternate: "Mystery of Love"-Call Me By Your Name
Predicting this category is always an exercise in futility--they love who they love, until they don't, they nominate the big, obvious contenders, until they don't, and they love musicals, until they don't. In that vein, I'm predicting snubs for both the Call Me... songs and the Beauty and the Beast ones, and am anticipating total anarchy. But hey, at least Cher might get nominated, and who doesn't want to see that?
Animated Film
Coco
Loving Vincent
The Breadwinner
In This Corner of the World
The Boss Baby
Alternate: The LEGO Batman Movie
Something interesting with this category this year: normally, only members of the animation branch are allowed to vote to determine the nominees, but for some reason this year it's been opened up to the whole Academy. So who knows how that will effect the outcome? Conventional wisdom suggests that this gives big studio efforts like Ferdinand or Despicable Me a leg-up, but conventional wisdom also suggests that the big studio animation efforts this year were almost uniformly horrible. So I've decided to err in favor of indie and foreign movies--probably a silly choice, but hey.
Foreign Language Film
In the Fade-Germany
The Square-Sweden
Foxtrot-Israel
Loveless-Russia
The Wound-South Africa
Alternate: A Fantastic Woman-Chile
Most of these haven't opened near me, so I've got to go on reputation alone. That said, I'm feeling fairly confident about this group, even if Chile's film has been gaining steam of late. Note: this is another category that already has a pre-selection process that results in a shortlist for nominations. The remaining movies in contention are The Insult (Lebanon), On Body and Soul (Hungary), and Felicité (Senegal).
Documentary Feature
Jane
Faces Places
Strong Island
City of Ghosts
Icarus
Alternate: Last Men in Aleppo
Year in and year out, this is the category for which I can drum up the least interest. Here are predictions! Those are movies! With names!
For those of you following along at home, here are the movies I'm predicting for the most nominations:
The Shape of Water-12
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri-9
Dunkirk-8
I, Tonya-6
Blade Runner 2049-6
Incidentally, I know it's silly to devote so much space to predictions without talking about what I want to have happen, but my own best of the year awards are, as always, delayed until February. There are still a few titles I'm waiting for--hopefully they'll come out soon. And if not, I'll make due. But if I could guarantee one nomination, it'd be Sufjan Stevens for Call Me By Your Name's original songs (I just really, really, *really* want Academy Award nominee Sufjan Stevens to be a thing)--but will also throw something out a window if Timotheé Chalamet isn't nominated for Call Me... as well. And if I could prevent one nomination? Part of me wants to say Christopher Nolan in director, just for the ensuing internet riot, but I'll have to go with an out-of-nowhere snub for the Gary Oldman talking dirigible fiasco.
It's been a crazy, volatile year for awards (and otherwise), so I fully anticipate being profoundly, devastatingly wrong here. Oscar nominations come out Tuesday morning--I'll try to churn out some reactions then before I have to run off to class. In the meantime--where'd I go wrong? Have any thoughts? Hunches?
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