Tuesday, March 7, 2023

Best of 2022, Part 2: Everything Else

 After yesterday and this morning's exertions (a phrase which here means 'I had to move around a little, for a not very significant amount of time'), I've come to a couple conclusions about today's big list, namely that things are going to get pared down even more. It's a bummer, but that's the way this year is, and there's nothing to do but grit your teeth, bludgeon your way through it, and then cry for a long time afterward. So that's what we can all do together! In a normal year I'd have two more separate posts, each with plenty of write-ups, discussion, and attempts at silliness, but given the now legendary mauling of my brittle body, we're just gonna dump everything at once, throw up our hands (or hand, in my case), and promise to do better next year.

So what does that look like in practice? I'll still do some write-ups, but they'll be very brief--and, in the case of categories like directing, acting and screenplay, which I've always struggled to do, they might not exist at all. I'll still include images and videos where appropriate, but I'll freely admit that I'm in full 'just finish this so you can not move for  few hours' mode. But here we are! Maybe next year I'll do a twice-as-long listing extravaganza, just to set the planets back on their proper paths.


I'll start with acting, directing, screenplays, then I'll segue to the craft categories, where you're most likely to find pictures and/or more words than 'ooh wow, that was good, big happy face for sure.' I'll link to some clips for the acting awards, but there'll be no rhyme or reason to who gets a link--just whoever I feel like in the moment!


Best Actress
5. Tang Wei-Decision to Leave
4. Mia Goth-Pearl
3. Emma Thompson-Good Luck to You, Leo Grande
2. Cate Blanchett-Tar
1. Michelle Yeoh-Everything Everywhere All at Once

Honorable mention: Guslagie Malanda-Saint Omer

Lot of my choices this year dictated by physicality, Mia Goth being unhinged and storky in Pearl, Emma Thompson finding a million layers of security in insecurity in Good Luck to You, Leo Grande, Cate Blanchette being a self-possessed terror, or Michelle doing everything (everywhere) with her face and body, carrying entire character arcs in her face and posture while beating the shit out of people

Actor
5. Gabrielle LaBelle-The Fabelmans
4. Paul Mescal-Aftersun
3. Jack Lowden-Benediction
2. Franz Rogowski-Great Freedom
1. Colin Farrell-The Banshees of Inisherin

Honorable mention: Austin Butler-Elvis

Great category--I'm in love with the goofy, jangly insecurity and earnestness that Gabrielle Labelle brings, as well as the shifting faces of Paul Mescal's inscrutable work. Lowden is great, and Rogowski's hangdog hunger  could win in another year, but 2022 was all about Colin Farrell who topped  an already stellar career.

Supporting Actress
5. Hong Chau-The Whale
4. Noomi Rapace-You Won't Be Alone
3. Dolly De Leon-Triangle of Sadness
2. Nicole Kidman-The Northman
1. Nina Hoss-Tar

Honorable mention: Dakota Johnson-Cha Cha Real Smooth

Hate to say anything nice about The Whale, but Hong Chau earned her spot. Somehow ended up banging the drum for a number of nominees forgotten by awards season, including Rapace learning how to be a person in You Won't Be Alone, Nicole Kidman having a spoiler-heavy meltdown in The Northman, and Nina Hoss's perfect and glacial changes of mood that slide across her face, just as good or better than her (justly) celebrated co-star Cate Blanchett.

Supporting Actor
5. Paul Dano-The Fabelmans
4. Brian Tyree Henry-Causeway
3. Judd Hirsch-The Fabelmans
2. Barry Keoghan-The Banshees of Inisherin
1. Ke Huy Quan-Everything Everywhere All at Once

Honorable mention: Brendan Gleeson-The Banshees of Inisherin

Bless Paul Dano and Brian Tyree Henry's respective silences, and Judd Hirsch's exact opposite of that, but this category belongs to the top two. I almost went with wacky goblin Barry Keoghan who continues to challenge while being weird as shit, but I'll stick a toe out for empathy, humor, and doing all your own stunts and fight choreography.

Director
5. Jordan Peele-Nope
4. Steven Spielberg-The Fabelmans
3. S.S. Rajamouli-RRR
2. Todd Field-Tar
1. Charlotte Wells-Aftersun

Honorable mention: Jerzy Skilimowski-EO

Peele pushes his visual style way beyond his previous work and makes his scariest movie, Spielberg returns to his roots and then films them, Rajamouli makes one of the pound-for-pound wildest action extravaganzas ever made, and Field makes an impeccably crafted contradiction--and all of them beat by the hazy memories and delicate contours of Wells' debut.

Original Screenplay
5. Saint Omer
4. Nope
3. Aftersun
2. Petite Maman
1. Tar

Honorable mention: Decision to Leave

Lots of labyrinths here (Saint Omer, Decision to Leave, Tar) accompanied by movies wherein people tend to not have much to say (...the other three). 

Adapted Screenplay
5. The Wonder
4. Catherine Called Birdy
3. Glass Onion
2. Living
1. Fire Island

Honorable mention: Bones and All

A mostly silly selection in a somewhat sparse year, though The Wonder gives us enough dense existential doubt to get us across the finish line. Admired Catherine Called Birdy and Glass Onion's commitment to their own heightened styles, but let me live in Fire Island's horny and aloof rendition of Jane Austen.

Production Design

5. Avatar: The Way of Water


Wacky fluorescent underwater fish tanks! 

4. Benediction


Gilded queer cages with spectacular wallpaper!

3. After Yang


The future! It's full of earth tones and plants!

2. The Northman


Painstakingly recreated Viking villages for Alexander Skarsgaard to stab you to death in!

1. Mad God


It's just hell! Hell in every direction! A 4D experience!

Honorable mention: Babylon


Costume Design

5. Nope


Chaos chic for when you want to get sucked up into the sky in style!

4. Bones and All


Thrift store treasures and, uh, found items for when you want to eat people in style!

3. The Banshees of Inisherin


Strong top five entry into the best knitwear movies of all time!

2. Glass Onion


Life(and death)styles of the rich and famous! As if a toddler threw up a box of crayons onto a flag museum! Big hats!

1. Black Panther: Wakanda Forever


An untenable number of giant hats/statement pieces! Colors! Indulgence! Little green shorts!

Honorable mention: Everything Everywhere All at Once

Visual Effects

5. Nope


Flying aliens! Spooky animal performers! The insides of both!

4. Top Gun: Maverick


The jets fly (mostly)! Many other great qualities!

3. Moonfall


The Moon falls!

2. Mad God


Absolutely bananas stop-motion effects work! Makes you both wonder how they did it and also makes you think 'oh wow, that was gross!' 

1. Avatar: The Way of Water

Goes without saying! Immersion-breaking for your perception of reality!

Honorable mention: Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

Makeup and Hairstyling

5. Babylon


Glamour before and after it rots! Tobey Maguire as Ron Howard as Count Orlok!

4. The Northman

Filth! Viscera! Exotic angel teeth!

3. The Batman


Turning Colin Farrell into a furious mound of goo! Smokey eyes for everyone!

2. Bones and All


Plot-driving scars, gore, and hair choices! Maybe Mark Rylance is a makeup effect by this point?

1. Crimes of the Future


Cronenberg body horror! An abundance of ears! Feeding chairs! Surgery and nightmares, not always in that order!

Honorable mention: Black Panther: Wakanda Forever


Film Editing
5. Nope
4. RRR
3. Great Freedom
2. Everything Everywhere All at Once
1. Aftersun

Honorable mention: Tar

Lots of room in this category for conjuring tension (Nope), balancing action and comedy/romance (RRR, Everything Everywhere), or keeping different chronologies together or apart (Great Freedom, Aftersun). 

Cinematography
(getting pretty tapped out, so I'll just let the images speak for this one)

5. The Fabelmans


4. Living



3. Aftersun


2. Great Freedom

1. EO

(source)

Honorable mention: Nope


Original Score
5. The Menu-the kind of music you'd hear in an upwards elevator going down, the kind of music that would be played if a string quartet were hired to humanely destroy someone.

4. The Inspection-beeps, grinds, breaths, and screams, punctuated by the occasional soft vocal counterpoint.

3. EO-music that's not afraid to be as out there as the film it's in, changing genre on the fly, shedding instruments like they're skin, and stumbling every now and again into macabre dance beat.

2. Nope-not sure there's a more transformative or exciting moment in movie music this year than when Michael Abels says screw it and goes full western during the film's climax. And the moments of silence! Man, this score rules.

1. Babylon-does more for its movie than any other score this year, granting it all the wild-eyed energy and propulsive motion it has to spare--which is a whole ton. It's up for debate whether this movie is successful (though I'd argue it is), but I'm not sure it would even exist without the music.

Honorable mention: Mad God

Sound Mixing
5. EO
4. The Batman
3. Nope
2. Prey
1. Tar

Honorable Mention: Babylon

The Batman, Nope, and Prey all had moments of balance, silence, or cacophony that all audibly made me gasp, but the cake must be given to Tar, whose slippery sound mix undermines the concept of reality while heightening it at the same time.

Sound Editing
5. The Northman
4. Mad God
3. The Batman
2. Avatar: The Way of Water
1. Nope

Honorable mention: Prey

I'm partial to the moist thuds and meaty KOs of The Northman, an entire hellscape of suffering creatures in Mad God, and the preposterously deep-throated stentorian roars of the Batmobile in The Batman. Avatar gets credit alone for fashioning an entire chorus of alien lifeforms and then making them gurgle underwater, but the winner is Nope, whose whisper-thick UFO swoops and fine-tuned sense of scale and digestion continue to astound. 

Original Song
5. "New Body Rhumba"-White Noise

4. "The Whale"-Inu-Oh

3. "Etthara Jenda"-RRR

2. "Hold My Hand"-Top Gun: Maverick

1. "Naatu Naatu"-RRR

Honorable mention: "Dragon Commander"-Inu-Oh

Lot of real-ass bops at play here. New Body Rhumba is a chill blast, The Whale feels like Queen translated through Noh and angry Japanese ghosts, and Hold My Hand is absolutely the song I hope plays every time I see a plane for the rest of my life. Some of the politics might be...suspect? in Etthara Jenda's number, but god is it a fun way to conclude the movie. Still, the only choice is the song that grabs you by the face and guarantees that it will find where you live if you don't get up and dance right this goddamn second.


And that's it for this year's lists, such as they were! A little truncated and listless (heh) by the end, but the good news is we've all made it to the other side and will only mildly regret it tomorrow. I'll be back at the end of the week to attempt Oscar predictions, but this'll be it for the long weepy entries about movies.

For those playing along at home, these were the movies that showed up most on my lists:

Nope-9
Aftersun-6
Tar-6
The Fabelmans-6
RRR-6

As for wins, Tar and Aftersun tied with three each, Aftersun taking Picture, Director, and Film Editing, and Tar taking Supporting Actress, Original Screenplay, and Sound Mixing. 


And that's it! As always, thanks much for reading!

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