Your Slice of Zen for the Day

"I tell ya, there...there were two old guys ranched up together, down home. Earl and Rich. And they was the joke of the town, even though they were pretty tough old birds. Anyway, they...they found Earl dead in the irrigation ditch. Took a tire iron to him. Spurred him up, drug him round by his dick 'til it pulled off. I was nine years old. My daddy, he made sure me and my brother seen it. Hell, for all I know, he done the job."